Intrigue

I remember a speaker one time who was talking about arguing with his wife and he said, “I just wanna be happy.”

Stupid fights happen all the time for me in my life! At work, we have to take an EQ-I (Emotional Quotient) test and I was reminded that my greatest emotional weakness is the fact that I’m very impulsive. My impulsiveness is different then other people, because I get angry really fast!

I’m thinking about all of the times I got really angry, really fast this week - over stupid things (so many to list), and I feel pretty stupid.

“… Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, for man’s anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires. ”

James 1:19-20

Today: “I just wanna be happy.”

Here’s some stupid jokes my friend sent me:
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Anyone else got some good jokes?